Rought draft Man and final draft women !!!

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'


W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'


CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to
explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'



The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he
knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go
and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper
by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE
IT !

Give up Give up Give up

Another new spring morning and my beloved baby girl wakes up...Looks at me smiles shows her bright teeth and eye twinkle and says "Ammmmaaaaa Paaaal'''means give me milk and adds Bottle la....

For the last 3 weeks i have been fighting a GIVE UP BOTTLE war with her and fairly succesfull as well :P

Sitting back and thinking, i am insecured about all the technology advancements and the modern comforting equipments..I dont like bottles, i am scared to put her on a park in a cycle (even a tricycle), i am worried that the sand and worms may cause her illness, i dont like to visit relations as she may loose all her comfort and luxury i create for her, i dont like the babysitter as she may not sterilize her hands before feeding her.

When i look back how i was brought up, sanity had importance and cleanliness was followed. But it never was at the cost of cutting my freedom and others love on me. But this case is real pathetic as to how i am over doing my mother hoodness and looking back i found 80% of the IT MOMS and technology advanced women who GOOGLE a lot of junk and terror information...(Watch CLOSE...GOOGLE AND NOT BING, Because BING IS POSITIVE SEARCH ENGINE and google feeds you with all the worst cases:) )

Well then driving back to my office i thought of the rules and hygiene and health concious tips i shower on the poor one...After all bottle was her comfort mom when i left her back crying at 3 months and rushed to office...

Bottle was the comfort factor when she hurts her nose crawling and bottle was the only matter that could make her smile and jump on the sight...

I decided i wont fight with my daughter rather with the bottle...I grew my hatred on the step mom i introduced to her and the step mom she has started to accept (THE BOTTLE OFCOURSE) and i bribed my kid slowly..

One day i threw the bottle so very hard before her eyes that it would break into pieces...(Plastic ofourse). She smiled liked the game and broke all the bottles and threw them out of the balcony..

WOWOWOWOWOWOW....one day passes without bottles..water juice milkshake milk every thing in a fancy cup ..

she says ' Bottle waste amma no neeeed bottle" i feel on top of the world..put her to sleeeeep with showering kisses...

Next morning, she wakes up. behaves so very well and I fall sick...She runs to me saying " Amma give me milk in a glass"

i say " Babysitter! get the bottles and feed her"

WHOSE COMFORT IS IT? MOTHERS OR KIDS?????????/

Working women! a Message to you...

You give up on your work and its priority before you say to your kid to GIVE UP..BOTTLE

GIVE UP EVERY THING GIVE UP ALL THAT MAKES YOU COMFORTABLE AND TIME SAVING

Good things come the hard way...and best things only can fall on our kids...

MOTHERS GIVE UP BOTTLES AND SO WOULD YOUR CHILD :)

Diabetes is a disorder Not the diabetic

Type 1 type 2 gestation what ever be the name of it, the Diabetes is a growing trend and disorder...

It haunts every one in the family to see a young one affected by this disorder. However i just discovered that DIABETES can bring out so many positive changes in a person.

Early to bed and early to wake up
Healthy walking
Healthy Breathing
Healthy food habits
Concious diet
system in life
and a feel good factor that you are indeed able to control some DISORDER in you...(Well not all disorders could be controlled)

Wake up Diabetes is just a good friend rather a GOOD critic of a life time :)



Now few tips:
1. Soak 2 ladies fingers in a glass of water the previous night and drink it next morning in empty stomach
2. Cinnamon powder: Boil in water the previous night and let it settle over night. Complement and drink with butter milk or just filtered plain Cinnamom Juice
3. Walk walk walk walk walk
4. Dont take stress
5. Take a healthy fat dog for a walk...:P
6. Always eat less rice..switch to Brown raw rice
7. Fill your stomach with veggies before lunch dinner and then have some rice to just get the taste
8. Butter milk a safe way to keep away greed to eat
More to follow ;)

Pizza Corner - Its just not the pizza which is at the corner

A lovely drizzling afternoon,
a great little gang of friends - CENTR TABLE

The same lovely drizzling afternoon
A lovely little pair across the window corner - CORNER TABLE

2 pairs fo eyes sharing smiles above the table and exchanging hearts behind the smiles..trying to focus on the menu and invain
trying to focus on his eyes and lost
trying to coin words and a ruthless silence

some times silence shares a lot more than words. an hour of shouting and talking in table 1 could not distract them, but their silence distracted and disturbed many in the gang..

suddenly the table 1 is so silent...pairs of eyes and hearts of gang lost in their own past..Some day same corner same pizza same state with a different person..and lingering in one corner just as a memory...

SWEET or SOUR but the memory lasts...

the pair left the PC smiling...lost in the present
and the gang left the PC smiling ...lost in the past

I learnt, a love SCAR is deeper than a LIFE SCAR...

PIZZA CORNERs, :)

Miracle of Sriman Atma Tattva Das

The world has never provided with so many contrasts and developments as it does today, we have gone a long way into science and technology. But some events and miracles take us back to the path of Spirituality and divinity which are explained only through expericences.

There lives a holy man,yogi, a priest and a deity in my case, who is restlessly serving a lot of such kids and those in pain with his praying and healing power...
The saint, the guru, the spiritualist, the enlightened nyaani, Prabhu sriman Atma Tattva Das.
Here is an episode where he brought my suffering child back to life and gives us a second chance to live with our angel...Aradhana.


The last few days of 2009, My little baby angel Aradhna who was until then cheerfully enjoying her vacation in Kerala...Kissing hugging playing ..rhymes giggles songs...her football cycle and what not...Then she falls down sick totally in pain and anguish, irritated running on 104+ her hands and feet and full body develops red rashes.
My poor baby does not smile a second from then on, nor does she drink water and takes food. We bring her to Hyderabad and admit her in Apollo. Doctors put her on IV piercing both her hands and one leg in the attempt to hydrate her back.
Every day goes "once in 4 hours crocin and meftal" and yet the temperature stays at 105 to 103. Me and my husband panicked as the diagnosis was moving towards Cocksakie Virus or Kawasaki. The baby by then had started to bleed through her broken lips and with sever Throat/EYE/MOUTH infections...
Then comes this Miracle on the 6th Day 230th december 2009, our cousin brother Mr. Anand calls up his Guru in Bangalore who is a Pranic Healer. His highness name is Sriman Atma Tattva Das, he sends us his words of healing, just to feed her some water with Lime in it. In parallel he starts his prayers/healing at about 6.10 PM. I checked her temperature at 5.45 Pm and it was 103+. I gave her 3 drops of the water as said by Prabu Ji (Sriman Atma Tattva Das). My child sits on her own at about 6.45 PM. calls me 'Ammmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa' and asks for SOUP :)...I jumped in estacy, and she drank half the cup. Then asks for Ammmaaaaaaaaaa water and then Pogo. Since then moment on we did not have to give her a single dose of Crocin until her discharge 2 days later...(Doctors predicted another 7 days of IV on her just that day and planned for artificical immunoglobins the following day)

Doctor then thrilled by her improvments calls OFF the plan for immunugulobins. This was truly a Miracle that happened in our lives that saved my baby.

we call him to thank his highness..he says ' THANK GOD. I ONLY PRAYED FOR THE LITTLE ONE'

This blog i am dedicating to him and from now on, I plan to write about his services and make his disciples contribute to this blog and get some of you linked to him. The next blog will be based on his HIGHNESS's life and education and fair introduction to this Noble Guru.

In an attempt to network you all to Pabhu and spread his messages - VARSHA PRAVEEN (@) Vijayalakshmi V