Pediatrician and Me

Me: My kid has symptom 1 and 2 and 3.
Doctor: Ignore ma. nothing serios she is stressed.
Me: No doctor, Google says, if 1 and 2 then she has N syndrome and 3 for M syndrome and 1 2 and 3 for L syndrome.

Doctor: I have 1 ,2 3 and 4...what does google say?? it is just a involuntary action in your kid..she is perfectly alright

Me: (Annoyed)..No dcotor my kid seems to continue this symptom without stopping. Intentionally or unintentionally she seems to have a problem we should cure without ignoring until accute stages, Please check doctor,

Doctor: Thinks for a while...Writes a rather big list this time and hand out to my husband.

Me: (Already annoyed that i am being ignored)..but painfully peep into the list. It reads...


Ref: Referring the patient for further analysis and study for unintentional mental disorder. Patient displays abnormal level of tension/stress and depression.

Ref to Dr. XYXX.

Gender: Female
Age: 30
Name: Vijayalakshmi

ME: :-(( HUNG Face....My kid and husband: ????????????????

DOCTOR: YOU WILL BE ALRIGHT MA this is common in first time mothers. But you can stop your profession to Engineering, we spend approximately 7 years for getting a MBBS degree and apparently more informed that you and GOOGLE on reading symptoms!!!

ME : HAPPY THAT MY KID IS FINE..QUITE DEPRESSED THAT I AM SUCH A CRAZY NUT!!!